What is everyone’s favorite coffee? It’s the one that everyone wants to get for Christmas. It’s on all the Amazon wishlists. Hint: the name is the opposite of how you feel after you drink it.
Give up?

Did you guess Death Wish Coffee? This is a sponsored post by Death Wish Coffee, but all opinions and reactions to the taste of this coffee are completely my own.
Death Wish Coffee’s Not Basic Brews
Death Wish Coffee is known as the world’s strongest coffee. They sent me a few packs and….dude. I’m awake. I drink so much coffee that I swear I’m like used to the normal stuff so much that it usually doesn’t affect me. But Death Wish? Yeah. I’m awake now. HI!!!!!
The best part is that it doesn’t taste stronger than other coffees. Like, it’s not tar. It actually tastes really smooth while still kicking my butt awake. I don’t know how they did that, but I’m never drinking anything else.
And it comes in more varieties than just plain coffee beans.
Check out these amazing flavors:
If you can’t decide which one to buy, they have variety packs! Try them all. A variety pack makes the PERFECT Christmas gift, especially if you don’t know the person very well. “Hey, I don’t know you, and this is crazy, but try this variety pack, you’ll love it maybe.”
Ok, leave the parodies to Weird Al. But the coffee? It’s so good I’m singing about it.

They have ground coffee, whole beans (for snobby people like me that like to grind their own coffee at home) and even K-cups.
The Best Coffee Gift
Wanna make someone actually like the gift you got them this year? Put back the candle and the shampoo gift set. Buy a few bags of Death Wish Coffee, a hilarious statement coffee mug, and put it together in a cheap wicker basket you bought at Goodwill (because why spend too much on the basket?).
Trust me.
They are going to LOVE the Death Wish Coffee! The coffee cup is fun too, especially if you somehow mirror their sense of humor. But the coffee is where it’s at.
I’ve had Death Wish Coffee on my wish list for years. Now that I’ve actually drank a few cups of it, I’m not going back. I’ll keep them in business for years.
Coffee Subscription
“It’s the gift that keeps on giving, all year long.” Cousin Eddie was right. Maybe a jelly of the month club is a crummy gift when you’re planning on cash for an in-ground pool…but Death Wish Coffee that is delivered to your house every 30, 60, or 90 days?
YES.
You can choose from Dark Roast, Espresso Roast, Dark Roast Death Cups, or Medium Roast. Then, choose how much to get and how often to get it.
I’ll take 5 pounds of coffee every month. Thank you!
But for REALLLLL….. If I open a Christmas card that says “you’ll get Death Wish Coffee delivered every month” I’m hugging whoever gave that to me! So either give yourself the gift of coffee all year or subscribe for someone else. Or both. Do both.
Get the Death Wish Coffee Subscription HERE!
Become the most popular gift-giver this year and give everyone you know Death Wish Coffee!
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